DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?
Cats are better than you.
This is beautiful
I can’t stop laughing
this is terrifying
pocahontas…. oh god and the second tangled pic
FROLLO AND ESMERALDA THO
Strategic hand placement. ;)
I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET
OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT
A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)
I absolutely adore how the dragons refer to Catherines baby as “the egg”
We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here.
I walked into the kitchen one morning to find this:
Naturally, I changed it
This went on for a few weeks until one day:
Which evoked all this:
why is mr. tom, a dildo lover not in this
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!
This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.
The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform
tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened
there is so much going on in this photo
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.